Von Miller couldn't make Broncos practice thanks to mozzarella sticks

Von Miller couldn't make Broncos practice thanks to mozzarella sticks,Von Miller hasn't abstruse his assignment from all those flatulence fines he's accrued over the years.

The brilliant linebacker abhorrent a gas-inducing meal of mozzarella sticks for his absence at Broncos convenance this week. He done them down with an Icee while demography in the new "Star Wars" movie.

“Mozzarella sticks -- you can’t put just approved gas in a Ferrari,” Miller told reporters. “I abstruse that yesterday. I’m aback to accustomed now. I’m accessible to go.”

This is no time to about-face to the comestible Dark Side. The Broncos charge Miller in aristocratic appearance if they wish to beforehand accomplished the Steelers on Sunday.

Fried foods and Icees will alone get the Pro Bowler afterpiece to the bathroom, and not afterpiece to burglary Ben Roethlisberger.

Said Miller: “It did me bad. I abstruse my lesson,” he said. “The force addled back.”
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