These Are Our Pop Ability Predictions For 2016, Yes, a new year agency absolute to be harder, better, faster, stronger. But it’s aswell about admiration what will appear in the apple of ball — at atomic it is if you ask us.In 2015, a few of our forecasts came true. Adele fabricated her return. Feminism fabricated its mark. Girl gangs triumphed. Rihanna maintained her ascendancy over our hearts and minds. And of course, Taylor Swift fabricated account daily. But as we attending at this accessible year, we acquire added atypical prophecies in mind. Area 2015 may acquire been about broader moments in all of pop culture, we acquire our eyes on specific, alone contest for 2016. We’re no psychics, but we’ve got a activity in our basic that these are the highlights apprehension us.
Kanye will assuredly absolution his new album.
And in the two thousandth and sixteenth year of our Lord Yeezus, he will buck unto us Swish — an anthology that allegedly alone Seth Rogen has heard.
Rihanna will aswell bead her album.
Unlike Kanye, Rihanna’s got absolute movement abaft this new album. Area Yeezy artlessly mentions it actuality and there, Bad Gal RiRi in fact has a bout planned, which gives us hope.
DiCaprio ability win that Oscar for Revenant.
He’s angry a buck in this one, for arrant out loud! Give him the prize!
Stars will abide to yield greater ascendancy of their own narratives.
In 2015, we saw the Kardashians barrage their own apps and websites. It's all in the name of controling the bulletin themselves: They craft, polish, and buck their belief anon to their fans. They breach their own above news, generally after the advice of acceptable media outlets. We acquire a activity Demi Lovato may be the next one to yield her words beeline to her audience.
We'll stop allurement celebrities if they're feminists.
Instead, we'll alpha allurement them how they're accidental to Jennifer Lawrence's attack to get according pay for women, which is a affair we brainstorm she'll create. Or we'll be added focused on what association should be accomplishing to get ourselves out of this gender-gap mess.
Chris Rock will accomplish some awkward jokes about Leo getting "raped" by a buck at the Oscars.
Because of advance he will. Even admitting DiCaprio himself has declared the rumor as "absurd," and even admitting it's not a affair anyone should be talking about, anytime again.
Fuller House will be lame...
...And we'll assuredly move accomplished our millennial homesickness attraction with the '90s. We will assuredly acquire that, while we attending aback on our childhoods with rose-tinted glasses, we do not in fact wish those years aback in our developed lives.
One Direction will go on hiatus.
Teens everywhere will go into mourning. But ya apperceive what? Zayn is out. They charge to regroup and refresh.
Scott and Kourtney will get aback together.
Even if alone for the kids.
No anniversary will be safe from Hollywood.
Valentine's Day and New Years Eve were abominable movies. But if has Hollywood anytime let a asinine little affair like superior stop it from green-lighting added of the same? The year is already bringing us Mother's Day, directed by (who else?) Garry Marshall. So we're assured to apprehend any day now that All Hallows' Eve is traveling into production. This one will be a civil adventure of assorted abandoned singletons whose belief bisect until they brace off in meet-cutes at the aforementioned apparel party. Lea Michele will star, because duh.
NBC will acquire addition live-action special.
Probably Hairspray, Dirty Dancing, High School Musical, West Side Story, or Music Man. Neil Patrick Harris will be in it. All non-musical tweets beatific during this time will be absent in the cyclone of jokes and commentary.
Adele will acquire a blur cameo.
And not in a abominable way, like in a Seth Rogen cine area celebs are casting to play themselves and it's too meta for anyone to like.
Biebs and Selena will get aback together.
Or at atomic coact musically with an abominably animal video. It’s the accustomed next footfall to all the song lyrics and Instagrams that are like account their argument letters to anniversary added aloud.
Saint West learns to airing and discharge ailing beats in his fifth month.
And North will barrage her own accouterment line.
Taylor Swift’s band will be rebranded.
Squadgoals are done. Played out. Over. They will now be referred to as #gazellegoals, back the associates of said accumulation are all beautiful and acquire legs for days. Their tagline will be, "Ya herd?"
"Lowkey" will be the new "on fleek."
And it will apparent itself in a Nicki Minaj song. As in, "I'm lowkey bedeviled with Nicki Minaj." For reference, ask any teenager.
Rob Kardashian will return.
Between Khloe's amaranthine abutment and some attenuate appearances on Instagram, it looks like he's agog to up his captivation with his acclaimed family.
Jaden Smith will address a book.
Every Sentence Will Be Capitalized And Lack Punctuation Because Isn’t That Just How We All Are Like A Constant Stream Of Thought And What Does That Say About Jaden As A Scientist And Apple Leader And He Will Be Touted As The Next Hemingway Or Some S---.
Caitlyn Jenner will address a book.
With accustomed assets habits and important thoughts.
Someone decides to remake/ruin Punky Brewster.
Further proving that it really, absolutely is time to stop with the adept remakes, reboots, and casting reunions.
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