The Men of Our Time: Esquire Legends, GEORGE CLOONEY, He ability be the best celebrity cheat in twenty-first-century America. If you account George Clooney, you almost accept to do a thing. Whatever the topic, the man has a story. You ability ask how alpine he is.
He'll say five-foot-eleven—and again acquaint you about the time Donald Trump alleged him a homunculus. "I saw Donald Trump on Larry King, and he was saying, 'Clooney is a actual abbreviate
guy. I mean, he's a tiny guy . . . I don't wish to beating the guy, but he's actual small.'
I met Donald Trump already . . . I assumption I looked about three-foot-five sitting at the table." Ask Clooney about Scientology and he'll acquaint you about the time he abounding out a Dianetics check application his buddy's name and address—and gave all the affliction answers about biologic addiction and alcoholism. You ability get to apprehend the one about the Coen brothers and the sex pillow.
Or the one about the sunglasses and the penis and Pat Boone's camera. Or the burial and the stripper. Are Clooney's belief true? I'd action about 85 percent true. Does he use them as a absorber adjoin accepting too intimate? Yes. But who cares? There aren't a lot of raconteurs like him about anymore. It's an ancient word, raconteur. And he's a bit of an ancient celebrity. A cine brilliant with accuracy and agreeableness and not too abounding shadows. And accordingly a little beneath than you think. —A. J. Jacobs
He'll say five-foot-eleven—and again acquaint you about the time Donald Trump alleged him a homunculus. "I saw Donald Trump on Larry King, and he was saying, 'Clooney is a actual abbreviate
guy. I mean, he's a tiny guy . . . I don't wish to beating the guy, but he's actual small.'
I met Donald Trump already . . . I assumption I looked about three-foot-five sitting at the table." Ask Clooney about Scientology and he'll acquaint you about the time he abounding out a Dianetics check application his buddy's name and address—and gave all the affliction answers about biologic addiction and alcoholism. You ability get to apprehend the one about the Coen brothers and the sex pillow.
Or the one about the sunglasses and the penis and Pat Boone's camera. Or the burial and the stripper. Are Clooney's belief true? I'd action about 85 percent true. Does he use them as a absorber adjoin accepting too intimate? Yes. But who cares? There aren't a lot of raconteurs like him about anymore. It's an ancient word, raconteur. And he's a bit of an ancient celebrity. A cine brilliant with accuracy and agreeableness and not too abounding shadows. And accordingly a little beneath than you think. —A. J. Jacobs
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