All 163 GI Joe: A Real American Hero Action Figures, Ranked, They fought for abandon wherever there was trouble—and by god, there were a lot of them. Over 150 soldiers, from accepted infantry to alarming cyborgs, fabricated up the GI Joe: A Real American Hero aggregation in the ‘80s (and aboriginal ‘90s), and we’ve ranked every. Single. One.
Note: There are no associates of Cobra here, but every GI Joe: ARAH amount that was an 18-carat affiliate of Joe from 1982-94 should be included. Also, this account would not accept been accessible afterwards the actuality of YoJoe.com, the best abuse GI Joe fansite on the internet.
1) Snake Eyes (Commando)—The one, the only. A commando-turned-ninja whose face was aching and throat blood-soaked in battle, apprehension him clumsy to do annihilation but bang ass? Nothing but cool.
2) Scarlett (Counterintelligence)—I still don’t apperceive absolutely what she’s wearing, or how it helps her yield out spies, or why she uses a crossbow, but she’s still the aboriginal adult of GI Joe.
3) Roadblock (Heavy Apparatus Gunner)—A big dude with a big personality accustomed a big apparatus gun. GI Joe’s better badass.
4) Duke (First Sergeant)—The accurate baton of GI Joe, admitting the actuality he’s outranked by many, abounding humans on this list.
5) Shipwreck (Sailor)—He looks added like a affiliate of the Village Humans than a sailor, but somehow Shipwreck is the affection and body of the aboriginal Joes. It’s apparently because he speaks like Jack Nicholson.
6) Adult Jaye (Covert Operations)—She was acknowledgment on the animation than as an activity figure, and she was appealing alarming as an activity figure
7) Stalker (Ranger)—One of the ancient Joes and, as a Ranger, one of the deadliest.
8) Wild Bill (Helicopter Pilot)—Compared to abounding of the Joe vehicles, the Dragonfly helicopter was appealing mundane, but Wild Bill’s ample personality fabricated up for it.
9) Gung Ho (Marine)—Many Marines would apparently attending askance at Gung Ho’s shirtlessness, but he’s consistently at the beginning of any battle.
10) Barbecue (Firefighter)—The ideal GI Joe specialist, and he had an excellent, alive accouterments to boot.
11) Cover Girl (Wolverine Driver)—She’s such a admired GI Joe appearance that humans overlook she aboriginal came with an armored semi-tank that accursed 12 missiles. This alone makes her cooler.
12) Tunnel Rat (Explosive Ordnance Disposal)
13) Sci-Fi (Laser Trooper)—The alone GI Joe to in fact cull off cutting a neon color, which is adage something.
14) Low-Light (Night Spotter)—This guy dressed in all atramentous and looked terrifying, but was one of the acceptable guys. Actual cool.
15) Flint (Warrant Officer)
16) Jinx (Ninja/Intelligence)—Believe it or not, Jinx is GI Joe’s aboriginal authentic, 100%, non-military-trained ninja.
17) Beach Arch (Ranger)—So surly, he never takes off his skimask.
18) Arms (Missile Specialist)—Like a accidental Friday adaptation of the arms soldier below, he gets credibility for personality, which consists absolutely of absent to draft big-ticket things up.
19) Storm Shadow (Ninja/Intelligence)—He briefly abutting GI Joe for a while in the ‘80s, which is why he’s so low.
20) Doc (Medic)—The acumen GI Joe isn’t just a accumulation of corpses? It’s Doc, who patches up the absolute aggregation activity afterwards battle.
21) Hit & Run (Light Infantryman)—A abhorrent codename, but this dude was accessible for action, and camo’ed from arch to toe.
22) Snow Job (Arctic Trooper)—The aboriginal and best of Joe’s many, abounding winter warriors.
23) Dusty (Desert Trooper)—Lawrence of Arabia, but with alarming camo facepaint.
24) Hawk (Commander)—Before he was General Hawk, he was a accustomed soldier who happened to ascendancy a giant, limited missile launcher, which was still actual badass. But he was no Duke (or even Flint.)
25) Sgt. Slaughter (Drill Instructor)
26) Fast Draw (Mobile Missile Specialist)—Oh, just an alarming guy who absolved about with a haversack with missiles on it that somehow looked reasonable and not absurd.
27) Shockwave (SWAT Specialist)
28) Countdown (Astronaut)—An astronaut who in fact dressed somewhat like an astronaut.
29) Torpedo (SEAL)—The a lot of about outfitted of Joe’s underwater specialists.
30) Red Star (Oktober Guard Officer)—Leader of the USSR Joe team.
31) Chuckles (Undercover)—Joe basically assassin Joe Piscopo to be their James Bond, and yet he managed to become a fan-favorite anyway.
32) Thunder (Self-Propelled Gun Artilleryman)—He never appeared on the cartoon, and his Slugger car was kinda goofy. And yet his accouterments was actual stylish.
33) Payload (Defiant Pilot)—Piloted the spaceship, but adverse codename.
34) Recoil (Long Range Recon Patrol)
Note: There are no associates of Cobra here, but every GI Joe: ARAH amount that was an 18-carat affiliate of Joe from 1982-94 should be included. Also, this account would not accept been accessible afterwards the actuality of YoJoe.com, the best abuse GI Joe fansite on the internet.
1) Snake Eyes (Commando)—The one, the only. A commando-turned-ninja whose face was aching and throat blood-soaked in battle, apprehension him clumsy to do annihilation but bang ass? Nothing but cool.
2) Scarlett (Counterintelligence)—I still don’t apperceive absolutely what she’s wearing, or how it helps her yield out spies, or why she uses a crossbow, but she’s still the aboriginal adult of GI Joe.
3) Roadblock (Heavy Apparatus Gunner)—A big dude with a big personality accustomed a big apparatus gun. GI Joe’s better badass.
4) Duke (First Sergeant)—The accurate baton of GI Joe, admitting the actuality he’s outranked by many, abounding humans on this list.
5) Shipwreck (Sailor)—He looks added like a affiliate of the Village Humans than a sailor, but somehow Shipwreck is the affection and body of the aboriginal Joes. It’s apparently because he speaks like Jack Nicholson.
6) Adult Jaye (Covert Operations)—She was acknowledgment on the animation than as an activity figure, and she was appealing alarming as an activity figure
7) Stalker (Ranger)—One of the ancient Joes and, as a Ranger, one of the deadliest.
8) Wild Bill (Helicopter Pilot)—Compared to abounding of the Joe vehicles, the Dragonfly helicopter was appealing mundane, but Wild Bill’s ample personality fabricated up for it.
9) Gung Ho (Marine)—Many Marines would apparently attending askance at Gung Ho’s shirtlessness, but he’s consistently at the beginning of any battle.
10) Barbecue (Firefighter)—The ideal GI Joe specialist, and he had an excellent, alive accouterments to boot.
11) Cover Girl (Wolverine Driver)—She’s such a admired GI Joe appearance that humans overlook she aboriginal came with an armored semi-tank that accursed 12 missiles. This alone makes her cooler.
12) Tunnel Rat (Explosive Ordnance Disposal)
13) Sci-Fi (Laser Trooper)—The alone GI Joe to in fact cull off cutting a neon color, which is adage something.
14) Low-Light (Night Spotter)—This guy dressed in all atramentous and looked terrifying, but was one of the acceptable guys. Actual cool.
15) Flint (Warrant Officer)
16) Jinx (Ninja/Intelligence)—Believe it or not, Jinx is GI Joe’s aboriginal authentic, 100%, non-military-trained ninja.
17) Beach Arch (Ranger)—So surly, he never takes off his skimask.
18) Arms (Missile Specialist)—Like a accidental Friday adaptation of the arms soldier below, he gets credibility for personality, which consists absolutely of absent to draft big-ticket things up.
19) Storm Shadow (Ninja/Intelligence)—He briefly abutting GI Joe for a while in the ‘80s, which is why he’s so low.
20) Doc (Medic)—The acumen GI Joe isn’t just a accumulation of corpses? It’s Doc, who patches up the absolute aggregation activity afterwards battle.
21) Hit & Run (Light Infantryman)—A abhorrent codename, but this dude was accessible for action, and camo’ed from arch to toe.
22) Snow Job (Arctic Trooper)—The aboriginal and best of Joe’s many, abounding winter warriors.
23) Dusty (Desert Trooper)—Lawrence of Arabia, but with alarming camo facepaint.
24) Hawk (Commander)—Before he was General Hawk, he was a accustomed soldier who happened to ascendancy a giant, limited missile launcher, which was still actual badass. But he was no Duke (or even Flint.)
25) Sgt. Slaughter (Drill Instructor)
26) Fast Draw (Mobile Missile Specialist)—Oh, just an alarming guy who absolved about with a haversack with missiles on it that somehow looked reasonable and not absurd.
27) Shockwave (SWAT Specialist)
28) Countdown (Astronaut)—An astronaut who in fact dressed somewhat like an astronaut.
29) Torpedo (SEAL)—The a lot of about outfitted of Joe’s underwater specialists.
30) Red Star (Oktober Guard Officer)—Leader of the USSR Joe team.
31) Chuckles (Undercover)—Joe basically assassin Joe Piscopo to be their James Bond, and yet he managed to become a fan-favorite anyway.
32) Thunder (Self-Propelled Gun Artilleryman)—He never appeared on the cartoon, and his Slugger car was kinda goofy. And yet his accouterments was actual stylish.
33) Payload (Defiant Pilot)—Piloted the spaceship, but adverse codename.
34) Recoil (Long Range Recon Patrol)
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