A roundup of the weirdest lesser known presidential candidates, from Sydney’s Butt to Jean-Luc Picard ,There’s a butt, a apparition and a Star Trek appearance active for admiral appropriate now.
That sounds like the alpha of a joke, but amazingly it’s not. Even as Republicans accept began bottomward out of the race, the absolute amount who accept filed with the Federal Elections Commission to vie for the admiral is now over 1,000 — and a lot of them are camp and hilarious.
Sydney’s Voluptuous Buttocks is one of the better-publicized aphotic horse candidates. She’s gotten media advantage in a few altered annual outlets and has her own attack website.Surprisingly, the individual physique allotment applicant in fact has a bit of a platform. She (or it) wants to approve marijuana and accompany aback jobs to the average chic by bringing an end to the big agriculture industry.
Her website even offers a camp attack video featuring a accelerate appearance of war photos set to the music of Simon and Garfunkel’s “Sounds of Silence.”If she can’t get your vote based on the affair (or the video), her attack byword is a cinch winner: “After all, every baby-kisser is an a--hole, so what’s the difference.”
Even admitting he died afore Twitter was a thing, Ronald Reagan’s Apparition is active for admiral and application a Twitter annual to pale out his attack platform.Based on his tweets, it appears that the applicant does not like adolescent Republican adversary Donald Trump and affairs to cut aggressive spending by 60%.
Also, he claims, “Heaven just legalized marijuana.”Deez Nuts registered to run in August and, admitting the Iowa Independent was after appear to be a 15-year-old boy (and appropriately too adolescent to be president), he’s garnered a lot of press.
According to one poll, he has added than a ghost’s adventitious of winning; in a three-way challenge with Clinton and Trump, Public Policy Polling begin that Deez acclamation at 8%.Toward the end of August, ’Murican Cookies registered to run with the D.C. Statehood Green Party.
That is at atomic a absolute party, but again so is the Pirate Party.
That sounds like the alpha of a joke, but amazingly it’s not. Even as Republicans accept began bottomward out of the race, the absolute amount who accept filed with the Federal Elections Commission to vie for the admiral is now over 1,000 — and a lot of them are camp and hilarious.
Sydney’s Voluptuous Buttocks is one of the better-publicized aphotic horse candidates. She’s gotten media advantage in a few altered annual outlets and has her own attack website.Surprisingly, the individual physique allotment applicant in fact has a bit of a platform. She (or it) wants to approve marijuana and accompany aback jobs to the average chic by bringing an end to the big agriculture industry.
Her website even offers a camp attack video featuring a accelerate appearance of war photos set to the music of Simon and Garfunkel’s “Sounds of Silence.”If she can’t get your vote based on the affair (or the video), her attack byword is a cinch winner: “After all, every baby-kisser is an a--hole, so what’s the difference.”
Even admitting he died afore Twitter was a thing, Ronald Reagan’s Apparition is active for admiral and application a Twitter annual to pale out his attack platform.Based on his tweets, it appears that the applicant does not like adolescent Republican adversary Donald Trump and affairs to cut aggressive spending by 60%.
Also, he claims, “Heaven just legalized marijuana.”Deez Nuts registered to run in August and, admitting the Iowa Independent was after appear to be a 15-year-old boy (and appropriately too adolescent to be president), he’s garnered a lot of press.
According to one poll, he has added than a ghost’s adventitious of winning; in a three-way challenge with Clinton and Trump, Public Policy Polling begin that Deez acclamation at 8%.Toward the end of August, ’Murican Cookies registered to run with the D.C. Statehood Green Party.
That is at atomic a absolute party, but again so is the Pirate Party.
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