John Oliver FIFA, This is the way genuine John Oliver is about soccer: He promised Sunday night to drink a jug of Bud Light Lime if World Cup and FIFA supporters withdraw their backing for Sepp Blatter, who won re-race as the association's pioneer regardless of prosecutions that were passed on a week ago.
Patrons delicately cautioned FIFA about the embarrassment a week ago, yet Oliver was somewhat less conciliatory.
"I might want to make a request to them today: Please make Sepp Blatter go away," he said on his HBO show, "A week ago with John Oliver." "I will do anything. Adidas, I will wear one of your revolting shoes. One of these shoes that make me resemble the Greek lord of yearning DJs. McDonalds, I will make some real progress on every thing on your Dollar Menu—which possesses a flavor like typical nourishment that was reviled by a malevolent wizard.
"Furthermore, I will even make a definitive penance: Budweiser, on the off chance that you pull your bolster and help dispose of Blatter, I will put my mouth where my mouth is, and I will by and by beverage one of your sickening things. I'm not kidding. It could be a Bud Light. I will even drink a Bud Light Lime regardless of the way that all the lime on the planet can't mask the way that this has an aftertaste like a puddle underneath a Long John Silver's dumpster. However, I will do it. I will drink one keeping up eye contact with the camera and say its delectable, in light of the fact that on the off chance that you dispose of the Swiss evil presence who has demolished the game I cherish, this stuff will possess a flavor like [expletive] champagne!"
Nobody, however nobody, has brought down FIFA better than Oliver since his HBO show started. Here's the full scene, with the notice that there's some solid dialec
Patrons delicately cautioned FIFA about the embarrassment a week ago, yet Oliver was somewhat less conciliatory.
"I might want to make a request to them today: Please make Sepp Blatter go away," he said on his HBO show, "A week ago with John Oliver." "I will do anything. Adidas, I will wear one of your revolting shoes. One of these shoes that make me resemble the Greek lord of yearning DJs. McDonalds, I will make some real progress on every thing on your Dollar Menu—which possesses a flavor like typical nourishment that was reviled by a malevolent wizard.
"Furthermore, I will even make a definitive penance: Budweiser, on the off chance that you pull your bolster and help dispose of Blatter, I will put my mouth where my mouth is, and I will by and by beverage one of your sickening things. I'm not kidding. It could be a Bud Light. I will even drink a Bud Light Lime regardless of the way that all the lime on the planet can't mask the way that this has an aftertaste like a puddle underneath a Long John Silver's dumpster. However, I will do it. I will drink one keeping up eye contact with the camera and say its delectable, in light of the fact that on the off chance that you dispose of the Swiss evil presence who has demolished the game I cherish, this stuff will possess a flavor like [expletive] champagne!"
Nobody, however nobody, has brought down FIFA better than Oliver since his HBO show started. Here's the full scene, with the notice that there's some solid dialec
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