Amy Schumer takes Bill Cosby to the 'court of accessible opinion' in new episode, Actor Amy Schumer starred as the more abominable Bill Cosby's aegis advocate in the "court of accessible opinion" on Tuesday's adventure of Inside Amy Schumer, and there were pudding ancestor involved.
Schumer's appearance -- donning a tan clothing with a abbreviate pencil brim -- shimmied and bribed her way into the board and judge's hearts application ability and a little multimedia to advice abate the "pang" that may action if Cosby is accurate accusable of the animal advance and drugging allegations placed adjoin him.
After the close prosecutor presented affirmation that "clearly credibility to guilt," Schumer began her aegis with a little music and a cutesy dance.
"Woo! That was already fun, wasn't it?" she asked afterwards the music stopped, the board visibly active and entertained. "Right? Did everybody feel blessed just now? Remember? I apperceive I did."
"You've heard an abominable lot from the case over the endure few weeks about being that may -- or may not -- accept happened," she connected comically. "All these women. Same story. Same facts. Repetitive! And how'd that feel to accept to? Blah, right? How do you feel if I play this?"
Schumer's appearance again formed up a television to appearance a blow from The Cosby Show, and the board laughed. "Did anyone feel raped by that? How about drugged?" she said.
"No? Me neither. I acquainted comforted by a accustomed ancestor figure. Nostalgia. Happiness. Laughter. Not guilty! Let's breach this down logically," she continued. She went on to assert that she herself was "a acceptable person" and that The Cosby Appearance was aswell a "good" show. "Last time I checked, acceptable additional acceptable did not according guilty."
The abashed prosecutor could hardly accommodate her disgust, but was overruled by the adjudicator every time she yelled "objection!" He, too, abutting in the fun.
"This is a cloister of accessible opinion, right?" Schumer addressed the allowance afterwards giving abroad candy and bright sweaters not clashing those Dr. Huxtable wore in The Cosby Show.
"Let's admonish ourselves what's at pale here. If convicted, the next time you put on a echo of The Cosby Show, you may wince a little. You ability feel a little pang. And none of us deserve that! We don't deserve to feel that pang! We deserve to ball like no one's watching and watch like no one's raping," she said.
"The aegis rests!"
But just afore the articulation ends, a supply man walks into the attorneys address ability from Cosby himself -- a amber block for the board and a appropriate olive martini for his aegis lawyer.
"Ms. Schumer, Cosby capital to acknowledge you for arresting him," the agent said, handing her the drink. But if no one was looking, the extra and actor threw the alcohol over her accept with a smile.
Schumer's appearance -- donning a tan clothing with a abbreviate pencil brim -- shimmied and bribed her way into the board and judge's hearts application ability and a little multimedia to advice abate the "pang" that may action if Cosby is accurate accusable of the animal advance and drugging allegations placed adjoin him.
After the close prosecutor presented affirmation that "clearly credibility to guilt," Schumer began her aegis with a little music and a cutesy dance.
"Woo! That was already fun, wasn't it?" she asked afterwards the music stopped, the board visibly active and entertained. "Right? Did everybody feel blessed just now? Remember? I apperceive I did."
"You've heard an abominable lot from the case over the endure few weeks about being that may -- or may not -- accept happened," she connected comically. "All these women. Same story. Same facts. Repetitive! And how'd that feel to accept to? Blah, right? How do you feel if I play this?"
Schumer's appearance again formed up a television to appearance a blow from The Cosby Show, and the board laughed. "Did anyone feel raped by that? How about drugged?" she said.
"No? Me neither. I acquainted comforted by a accustomed ancestor figure. Nostalgia. Happiness. Laughter. Not guilty! Let's breach this down logically," she continued. She went on to assert that she herself was "a acceptable person" and that The Cosby Appearance was aswell a "good" show. "Last time I checked, acceptable additional acceptable did not according guilty."
The abashed prosecutor could hardly accommodate her disgust, but was overruled by the adjudicator every time she yelled "objection!" He, too, abutting in the fun.
"This is a cloister of accessible opinion, right?" Schumer addressed the allowance afterwards giving abroad candy and bright sweaters not clashing those Dr. Huxtable wore in The Cosby Show.
"Let's admonish ourselves what's at pale here. If convicted, the next time you put on a echo of The Cosby Show, you may wince a little. You ability feel a little pang. And none of us deserve that! We don't deserve to feel that pang! We deserve to ball like no one's watching and watch like no one's raping," she said.
"The aegis rests!"
But just afore the articulation ends, a supply man walks into the attorneys address ability from Cosby himself -- a amber block for the board and a appropriate olive martini for his aegis lawyer.
"Ms. Schumer, Cosby capital to acknowledge you for arresting him," the agent said, handing her the drink. But if no one was looking, the extra and actor threw the alcohol over her accept with a smile.
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