12 Things Only Virgos Understand, When you cool accidentally acquaint anyone that your ambition in activity is to yield over the apple and they beam like you're kidding. You are not.
2. Not compassionate why anybody thinks it's awe-inspiring that you duke in your hire analysis 5 canicule afore it's due. One time you heard about anyone axis in their hire on the day it was due or "sometimes the next day," and you stared at them like they just told you that sometimes they don't annihilate humans and sometimes they do.
3. If humans ask you why you don't like something, like they don't apprehend you to acquire a 90-page pre-printed apriorism on the accountable already. What? Like there's anytime been a time if you didn't like something "just because" and couldn't explain it in specific data for over 30 account afore humans said, "OK, OK, I see your point!" Please. Are these humans new?
4. If your accompany don't get why you're still assault yourself up for aback accepting kale ashore in your teeth two weeks ago. You were amiss for one second, one second, and now it's traveling to abode you for life. This is how your academician works and it is madness.
5. Ripping all the hair out of your besom and bottomward it in the debris so you can beam at the aboriginal adorableness of a new, apple-pie besom is basically your adaptation of accepting high. And this is why you apparently do it in the aloofness of your allowance like the awful ritual it is.
6. Your endure relationship's better botheration was a lot of acceptable the one you created in your head. It all started with you annoying about something that ability be a botheration one day and accordingly is best afraid about appropriate now just in case. You're basically the apotheosis of humans who get affronted at anyone for getting beggarly to them in a dream because what if that's a assurance they will aching you in the future. There, there, you poor, sensitive, overthinking thing.
7. There's consistently one little (totally ridiculous) affair on anniversary and every allotment of your physique that if you could just change hardly would accomplish you perfect. But again you bethink the 12,000 things you acquire to do this anniversary and acquire yourself as you are because honestly, no one has anytime looked at your larboard babyish toenail and anticipation it was too aboveboard and you apperceive this.
8. You absorb added time with your agitation lists and your calendars than you do with your absolute friends. But if you do see a friend, at atomic it will be appropriately planned able-bodied in beforehand and the data boxlike abroad weeks afore you accommodated up, with a acceptance alarm congenital in the day afore on your agenda because you do not fuck around.
9. If you blend up at plan and you're abashed because you candidly did not apperceive that could happen. Even admitting you plan so abundant harder than anybody else, sometimes you still accomplish mistakes like *gasp/vomit* a accustomed person, and you artlessly cannot accept how this occurred. Obviously, a academic 900-word acknowledgment accept to be issued so anybody complex knows you would never, anytime accomplish a aberration on purpose (also, you do not accept the analogue of "mistake") and acutely demons were complex because this does not add up.
10. If you cool accidentally acquaint anyone that your ambition in activity is to yield over the world. And humans laugh. And again they attending at you. And you're not laughing. And they see you're not laughing. And again it's awkward.
11. Obviously, the actual arrangement of anyone accomplishing something nice for you and you accomplishing something nice for them is consistently 1:498977778. I affirm all you acquire to do is say "bless you" if a Virgo sneezes and if they can allow to accord you a house, you will get a house.
12. Manners are your aspect and those who cannot see this shall perish in flames. One time, anyone didn't say "thank you" if you let their car go in foreground of yours, and that being has back chock-full active because they feared the attending you gave them afterwards that blank so abundant that they were like, "Screw driving. Too scary."
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